My name is Guru Gonorrhea Gabe deluxe version. I was born a poor black child but slowly evolved into a respectable caucasoid down syndrome farm owner. I am the supreme president shot-caller of Nicaragua. I am the inventor of bite sized explosive pachyderms, steam engines, and the question mark. I enjoy getting high and breeding gold fish. "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't wanna hurt no one."
Hey, bruh, stop messing with the earth, bruh. Real talk, we hear about these deadly gases going on in the earth, and I’m like, whodie! For real. I’m like, whodie. Whodie, get that oil out the ocean, whodie -Lil B