My name is Guru Gonorrhea Gabe deluxe version. I was born a poor black child but slowly evolved into a respectable caucasoid down syndrome farm owner. I am the supreme president shot-caller of Nicaragua. I am the inventor of bite sized explosive pachyderms, steam engines, and the question mark. I enjoy getting high and breeding gold fish. "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't wanna hurt no one."