My name is Guru Gonorrhea Gabe deluxe version. I was born a poor black child but slowly evolved into a respectable caucasoid down syndrome farm owner. I am the supreme president shot-caller of Nicaragua. I am the inventor of bite sized explosive pachyderms, steam engines, and the question mark. I enjoy getting high and breeding gold fish. "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't wanna hurt no one."

 

I blow my truck up in the air sometimes, singing Ayo, where’d my skin go

I blow my truck up in the air sometimes, singing Ayo, where’d my skin go

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    I feel terrible for laughing but that caption
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    my favorite picture idk why.
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    Hah ^
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    LOLZ! This one looks so fake. But amazing caption! :)
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    I blow my truck up in the air sometimes, singing Ayo, where’d my skin go
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